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Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.

Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary

The Library

Referencing you since 1995

This section of the website consists of mostly stuff that I did not do, but which I think is great and deserves publishing.

You may not agree, but so it goes...

Godman
What sort of philosophical pickles would God get into if he were a spandex-wearing super hero?
Shakespeare
The compleat works, herein.
Spacemoose
Low-brow humour with touches of scatolagical genius. Ex-university magazine comic, accidentally backed-up and hosted by me.
Translations
A couple of Honduran short stories translated from Spanish into English by me.
A book in chains